AN INFINITY WITHIN THE NUMBERED DAYS

boys who actually make plans

chrisdiaswin:

imgonnamakeachange:

skim3d:

it doesn’t have to be elaborate 
i don’t care for fancy dates 
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." 
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" 
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."

it sounds totes better than 
"idk what do you want to do choose"  

FUCKING THIS

Note taken

(via fuck-benedict)

  • Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
  • Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
  • Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORISTS IN OUR PROGRAM.
  • *In the background*
  • Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
  • Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via thisainttherapy)