THIS PUPPY HAS SO MANY BALLS TO PLAY WITH <3
OH MY GOD THERE WAS A BALL POOL AT THE FAIR LAST YEAR AND IT WAS EMPTY AND I DIVED IN it was the best fucking feeling ever.
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.
*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*
Not to mention that 50 shades, an international best seller, started out as fanfiction. It’s also known among fic writers to Not Be Very Good so compare the quality of what got published and what sits on these websites!
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
*sobs because all my friends are off buying houses and being in long term relationships and I still laugh when my battery gets to 69%*
Anonymous asked: Damn girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but I have a feeling in my stomach that I want to take you out
omfg this isliterally my favourite
2.5 years after Rebecca Black regaled us with “Friday,” she comes out with a self-referential, ironic but surprisingly enjoyable and catchy sequel, “Saturday.”
Awww she is seriously perfect. Let’s be honest 2010 wasn’t any of our finest years.
Oh. My. God. This actually isn’t a bad song?
Wait. It’s been 2 AND A HALF FUVKING YEARS since Friday?!
Anonymous asked: do you believein virginty as a social concept? like obviously some people have had sex and others havent but do you think it means anything or that its just bs made up to degrade certian people?
tumblr’s gonna hate me for this opinion oh boy
but i think it depends. if a girl or boy who’s 13 goes out and sleeps with someone they aren’t dating, i think that’s wrong, and yes, i would judge that. but it’s not just age; if someone who’s 16 and has been dating their SO for a year, i would think it far more appropriate for them to have sex than it would for a 20 year old to go around sleeping with everyone without really knowing them. sex isn’t just some little pastime; it’s important, and creates a chemical bond between two people. i’m not going to degrade someone based on their past/current sexual relations, but i will use that as a reflection on their personality and whether i would enjoy said person’s friendship/company etc
u feel me?
I FEEL U.
Only I would add the comment that to me, obviously sleeping around with people when you’ve just met them is Not Really a Good Thing, I believe it’s also (possibly more so) about what connection you have with that person. It’s an emotional thing - if you connect with that person, and you both want it GOOD but for me I wouldn’t just sleep with people for the hell of it, there has to be some kind of feeling associated. And in some circumstances that means sleeping with people after Not A Long Time.
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE AN ANALOGY THAT COULD COMBAT THE DAMN LOCK ONE FOR AGES
TWOREFINED2 YOU I BOW TO.
I want to make you smile and I want to make you cum.
I want to hold your hand and I want to hold your hips down while you’re writhing.
I want to make your eyes light up and I want to make them roll in the back of your head.
I want to be your reason to wake up and your reason to stay in bed.
I want to kiss your wounds and I want you to leave them on my back.
I want to play with your hair while you sleep and I want to feel it between my fingers while you are on top of me.
I want to memorize the repetition of your breathing and I want to memorize the sporadics of your moaning.
I want to see the arch in your grin and I want to feel the arch in your back before you collapse.
I want to go out to dinner with you and I want to go down on you.
I want to feel you in my heart and I want to feel you inside me.
I want to make you laugh and I want to make you scream.
I want to still be able to taste you in the morning.
I want you in every form.
(trm) Desire (via paragraphsofaprosaist)
*crying tears at this beauty*
Page 1 of 120